帮我结合doja cat和sabrina carpenter的风格写一首厌男英文歌，叫做"oh man"，节奏稍快且活泼，歌词如下：
[Verse 1]
Oh man, job hunting on LinkedIn, turns out your boss is your ex-girlfriend.
Oh man, when you left my house, you stole my laundry detergent.
Oh man, you're looking pressed, guess the soap was for the scent of it,
Oh man, I checked your feed, you're posting like a victim yet.
(Like a victim yet...)
[Chorus]
Oh man, you broke up with me via email and still forgot to attach the file!
Yeah, you didn't even care enough to make a draft worthwhile!
Oh man, you broke up with me via email and still forgot to attach the file!
Yeah, you didn't even care enough to make a draft worthwhile!
[Verse 2]
You sent me a Venmo request for two dollars, just because I took one bite of your pasta.
I think you're really cheap or maybe just a digital disaster,
Tell me to dress cuter, yet you haven’t showered in seven days.
I'm stuck in this loop, just living in a petty haze,
(I'm just living in a petty haze!)
[Bridge]
Why is life so hard for straight people? I just want to go home to my mom.
Oh man, ChatGPT says I got Stockholm syndrome.
Oh man, I found Sydney Sweeney's soap inside your safe.
I'm deleting all the data, I am clearing every trace.
(Clearing every trace...)
[Chorus]
Oh man, you broke up with me via email and still forgot to attach the file!
Yeah, you didn't even care enough to make a draft worthwhile!
Oh man, you broke up with me via email and still forgot to attach the file!
Yeah, you didn't even care enough to make a draft worthwhile!
[Outro]
Forgot to attach the file... oh man.
Go home to my mom.
Two dollars for pasta.
(Two dollars for pasta...)
Peace out.
